Leaves are changing colors, pumpkins are sprouting up min roadside stands, and somewhere, this commercial is playing.
Yes. Back to school.
September 1. Our Heroes are trudging back to Old EA, books in hand.
What did they do over their summer vacations? Well!
Christine and Spock have been married for two months, and have ALMOST decided what color curtains to get.
Pavel had a hot steamy Italian affair with a boy named Anthony and his car. And then he and Gaila played physics.
Caroline ran around the Mediterranean with Tony.
Hikaru gallivanted around Asia with his family and a man with the last name of "Kim" who will some day have a great-nephew named Harry.
Jim and Bones got jobs as ice cream guys in their own hover truck. They made no money, and got a few nasty infections from dubious use of the icecream scoop.
Huey, Dewey and Louie were lifeguards and might have gone all the way.
AND! Chris Pike got an engagement ring that he's totally going to give to Number One. Soon. Maybe tomorrow. Leave him alone. Tomorrow, for sure.
Of course, there have been some changes:
- Who is this Mr. Mudd, the mysterious new combat teacher, and since when has Archer been married?
- Pavel and Hikaru have been broken up for MONTHS and not seen each other.
- Ricky broke his leg two days ago and is utterly annoyed at trying to get around.
Finally, McGivers' trial is coming up, and the kids who were there will have to testify.
And, of course, the contest that got us here, the project to create an invention to better mankind's path through the stars, will be starting up soon. And here are some teams:
So, without further blah blah blah, get to it!