-The gang went to the Giotto Vineyards, outside of Isola Rizza, for the wedding of Christine Chapel and [Data Error] Spock.
-Spock was replaced by an AU imposter, but they got ride of him and also KIRK AND BONES SAID THEY LOVED EACH OTHER. OMG FUCKING FINALLY.
-Caroline McKenna killed some plants, and to make it up to Hikaru Sulu, she loaned him Tony Giotto's Lamborghini, Anabelle.
-While attempting road head, Sulu crashed the car. Chekov, the head-giver, suffered three broken ribs. Sulu, the recipient and driver, suffered a fractured skull and some memory loss. To try and save him, McKenna agrees to kiss Sulu, which was seen by Chekov, Spock, Chapel, and Chapel's dad, Neil Patrick Harris.
-Meanwhile, Lucy's not-imaginary friend-from-the-past, Al, sent her a letter saying she wouldn't be seeing him again. A+ SEVEN-YEAR-OLD ANGST.
-So they got some shit, and a fan and combined them: Chekov and Sulu broke up, neither is talking to Caroline, and all three are miserable.
As we open, it is the morning of the wedding. Caroline and Hikaru will have to get it together enough to perform their MoH/Best Man duties.
And now, here comes the bride all dressed in... nothing?